Wednesday, September 30, 2009
first we miss a whole month of summer and now it's not even oktober and it's snowing.
(remember june? that's okay, it didn't exist.)
now that that's out of my system i'm going back to bed with my cat.
it's my day off and i'm totally spending it under the blankets
with a book and some hot cocoa.
you should be.
my cat is seriously the best snuggler in the whole world.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
so old ladies frequent my place of work.
weight watchers is next door and all the fatties take the closest parking spots.
so most of what i hear all day is old ladies saying "i had to park soooo far away. almost to the end of the parking lot and walk all the way down here. and it's so hot. blah blah blah. whine whine whine."
oh dear, would you like some cheese with your wine? chedder? gouda maybe?
i learned how to water ski on labor day.
can i just say that i'm good.
not reeeeally good. but good enough.
i want to try it again. soooon.
my darlingest cousin sarah is sick and sunburnt . . . sunburned?
badly. swine flu and jet skiing don't go together well.
so i'm taking care of her by entertaining her with silly videos.
i'm going to build you a log cabin.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
we met at a greyhound bus station.
he watched my bags for me.
his smile was like sunshine for my soul.
it warmed me from the inside out.
i will never see this boy again.
i want to be somebody's gypsy boy.
downtown sac to reno.
i'm a minority.
in and out of sleep.
sharing candy with the vegan boy justin.
going home to connecticut.
working in his father's clothing store.
celtic music festival on the truckee river.
wakeboarding from a tree.
justin and i search for pizza.
leave my drink.
pizzaboy runs 2 blocks to find me.
i have my drink again.
almost late for the bus.
"i'm so tired.
my body aches for something i can't find.
time for bed."
Monday, May 18, 2009
yes, doctor? i'd like to get me some of them vivantoril pills. yeah, yeah. being awake makes me so irritable. i hate holding down a job. and urinating? don't even get me started.
thank you toothpaste for dinner for making that comic.
charlie moved up into the engine in my sister's vw bug. silly little guy won't come out to play ever. rock chucks don't make good pets apparently.
also, orange juice now makes me sick.
so depressing seeing as how it's pretty much the blood flowing through my veins.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
but then i felt bad.
he was shaking and crying.
i feel like a horrible person.
now my grandma is yelling at it. "for heaven's sakes rock chuck, go away!"
i think i'll name him charlie.
he looks like a charlie.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
but in my defense, i was very very very ill.
never give me a power chord to put away.
it ends up a tangled mess and then you'll have to spend about forever undoing what i've done.
also, your computer dies and you could lose everything.
and that would not be good.
there was this feral cat wandering around the other day.
it followed me around for awhile. like 5 feet 5 inches away from me the whole time.
i left him some turkey lunch meat on the stair case.
he took it and ran.
i feel used.
i haven't seen him since.
this guy i work with. i want to punch him.
in the back of the head.
i do i do.
also, awesome news, i wore my pajamas to work today and nobody cares.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
well kansas is THEE windy state.
it's terrible here.
and terribly overcast as well.
although i probably shouldn't judge it based on one day here.
i was only awake for half of it anyways.
i'm too white.
derek was thinking about joining a southern baptist group.
i quickly smashed that dream by pointing out that he is not black.
he's actually almost as white as i am.
and would probably get kicked off the grass let alone the church.
toto, i wish we weren't in kansas anymore.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
six + yellow = grey.
grey + twelve = 24.
i lose every time.
i hate ugg boots, stupid facebook quizzes
and the fact that i ate too many cookies.
late night domino games with my family is pretty much amazingness.
be jealous and stuff.
just keepin it in the von trapp family.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
quite possibly thee best invention ever.
it's so versatile.
it could be breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert.
you don't even need to add anything for it to be good.
but you can and it'll be even better.
i love it.
almost as much as i love orange juice.
have i ever toldyou how much i love orange juice?
my blood isn't really blood.
it's red colored o.j.
not to be confused with o.j. simpson covered in blood.
speaking of o.j. simpson did you know his lawyer was kim kardashians dad.
she has a huge butt.
i mean that thing is really big.
especially on her because she's super short in real life.
and that my friends, is where babies come from.
also i should sleep sometime.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
i got in a fight with my cat today. she's such a spoiled brat. i was sitting on the counter next to my mirror trying to put make up on and that little ball of fluff and claws jumped in my lap wanting attention and screwed me up.
<-- i want one.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009