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french toast.
quite possibly thee best invention ever.
it's so versatile.
it could be breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert.
you don't even need to add anything for it to be good.
but you can and it'll be even better.
i love it.
almost as much as i love orange juice.
have i ever toldyou how much i love orange juice?
ohhhhhhh yeahhhh.
my blood isn't really blood.
it's red colored o.j.
not to be confused with o.j. simpson covered in blood.
speaking of o.j. simpson did you know his lawyer was kim kardashians dad.
she has a huge butt.
i mean that thing is really big.
especially on her because she's super short in real life.
and that my friends, is where babies come from.

also i should sleep sometime.