Saturday, April 25, 2009

i would prefer oz, i'm not sure what dorothy was complaining about

chicago is supposedly the windy city, yeah?
well kansas is THEE windy state.
it's terrible here.
and terribly overcast as well.
although i probably shouldn't judge it based on one day here.
i was only awake for half of it anyways.

i'm too white.

derek was thinking about joining a southern baptist group.
i quickly smashed that dream by pointing out that he is not black.
he's actually almost as white as i am.
and would probably get kicked off the grass let alone the church.

toto, i wish we weren't in kansas anymore.

Saturday, April 11, 2009


whatever you're about to tell me
i'm pretty sure i don't want to hear.
so i'm gonna ignore you for a little bit
and pretend that i don't know anything.

i'm moving.
it's official.
i've got 2 weeks ish left here.
don't make it suck for me please.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

and that's why i'm a loser

secretly i'm 57 years old.
when you grow old you tend to forget stuff.
it explains a lot.

we nuns are so boring

green + brown = six.
six + yellow = grey.
grey + twelve = 24.
i lose every time.

i hate ugg boots, stupid facebook quizzes
and the fact that i ate too many cookies.
ahhhh...fat camp.

late night domino games with my family is pretty much amazingness.
be jealous and stuff.

just keepin it in the von trapp family.