i would prefer oz, i'm not sure what dorothy was complaining about

chicago is supposedly the windy city, yeah?
well kansas is THEE windy state.
it's terrible here.
and terribly overcast as well.
although i probably shouldn't judge it based on one day here.
i was only awake for half of it anyways.

i'm too white.

derek was thinking about joining a southern baptist group.
i quickly smashed that dream by pointing out that he is not black.
he's actually almost as white as i am.
and would probably get kicked off the grass let alone the church.

toto, i wish we weren't in kansas anymore.