Thursday, January 8, 2009

who's a rockstar?

they're just so fetching good.
FAQs: Socks
question: why don't your socks match ever?
answer: the clothes dryer is an evil machine and eats
only half of a pair of socks ever. so i match as best
as i can. back off.
question: why do you leave your socks on at all times?
even in intimate moments . . .
answer: you never know when your house, car, maybe a park
bench is going to light on fire and you're going to need to
run away. you'll end up with your toes amputated
if it's snowing and you have to wait for the fire department
to put your house out. i like my toes.
question: where do you find your cute socks?!
answer: my little sister's sock drawer and/or costco.
now you know all about my socks. so really people,
don't ask me any of those three questions ever again.
it's really starting to bug.
oh and p.s. if you've been planning to hollow out some kiwis
and put creamcheese with coconut in the middle,

1 comment:

  1. Hey! I just saw your blog & had to say hi! I love you & all your quirks, Sally Loo!