show me that moneymaker

i wish i was camoflage colored . . .

i wish everything was camoflage colored.

newest most FAQ!

my skin color

question: sally, why are you so pale?

that can't possibly be healthy.

answer: well, my dearly retarded friend,

i would prefer not to end up with skin as thick

as the soles of my shoes, looking like leather,

and skin cancer by the age of 38.

also, pale is the new tan.

don't you know a-n-y-thing?

my skin. my business.

shove it.