Friday, January 9, 2009

show me that moneymaker

i wish i was camoflage colored . . .
i wish everything was camoflage colored.
newest most FAQ!
my skin color
question: sally, why are you so pale?
that can't possibly be healthy.
answer: well, my dearly retarded friend,
i would prefer not to end up with skin as thick
as the soles of my shoes, looking like leather,
and skin cancer by the age of 38.
also, pale is the new tan.
don't you know a-n-y-thing?
my skin. my business.
shove it.

1 comment:

  1. Pale is the new tan? That is hilarious! I'm going to start saying that when people make fun of my porcelain glow.