iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii need to invest in a life.

french toast.
quite possibly thee best invention ever.
it's so versatile.
it could be breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert.
you don't even need to add anything for it to be good.
but you can and it'll be even better.
i love it.
almost as much as i love orange juice.
have i ever toldyou how much i love orange juice?
ohhhhhhh yeahhhh.
my blood isn't really blood.
it's red colored o.j.
not to be confused with o.j. simpson covered in blood.
speaking of o.j. simpson did you know his lawyer was kim kardashians dad.
she has a huge butt.
i mean that thing is really big.
especially on her because she's super short in real life.
and that my friends, is where babies come from.

also i should sleep sometime.

ay yi yi!

i will name him antonio and we will go on all sorts of adventures together and do jobs like be bouncers for parties. because really, who would want to mess with a 25 pound rabbit named antoniiiiiiooooooo. nobody smart. that's who.

i've got important things to say

B!

and don't you forget it.

. . .

that is all.

i'm so weird sometimes

i want to be david bowie in labyrinth.

DANCE MAGIC DANCE!

also these two pictures totally made my day.

uno:

i want his bow tie.

: )

and deux:dear jonnie,
thanks for being a tool.

ah ha ha. ha. ha. ha.

he's soooo mean.

dear my kidney,

why do you hate me so?

if you would just talk to me, i'm sure we could work things out.

all this pain and suffering you put me through is no fun.

what did i ever do to you?

jerk.

i hate you.

almost as much as i hate orange flavored treats.

. . . almost . . .

love,

sally

what's wrong with this picture?

she has cartoon eyebrows!

that's what.

and yes. she really thought they looked good.

as do most people who draw on their eyebrows.

but no.

they never look good.

ever.

this blog is dedicated to the wonderful natalie marie

this show is absolutely terrible.

i hate it.

i hate jodie foster.

she gives me nightmares.

i got in a fight with my cat today. she's such a spoiled brat. i was sitting on the counter next to my mirror trying to put make up on and that little ball of fluff and claws jumped in my lap wanting attention and screwed me up.

sometimes i hate her.

<-- i want one.