feral cats and pajamas to work. best ever.

that was my life yesterday. blech.
but in my defense, i was very very very ill.

never give me a power chord to put away.
it ends up a tangled mess and then you'll have to spend about forever undoing what i've done.
also, your computer dies and you could lose everything.
and that would not be good.

there was this feral cat wandering around the other day.
it followed me around for awhile. like 5 feet 5 inches away from me the whole time.
i left him some turkey lunch meat on the stair case.
he took it and ran.
i feel used.
i haven't seen him since.

this guy i work with. i want to punch him.
in the back of the head.
i do i do.

also, awesome news, i wore my pajamas to work today and nobody cares.

i would prefer oz, i'm not sure what dorothy was complaining about

chicago is supposedly the windy city, yeah?
well kansas is THEE windy state.
it's terrible here.
and terribly overcast as well.
although i probably shouldn't judge it based on one day here.
i was only awake for half of it anyways.

i'm too white.

derek was thinking about joining a southern baptist group.
i quickly smashed that dream by pointing out that he is not black.
he's actually almost as white as i am.
and would probably get kicked off the grass let alone the church.

toto, i wish we weren't in kansas anymore.

allllllright.

whatever you're about to tell me
i'm pretty sure i don't want to hear.
so i'm gonna ignore you for a little bit
and pretend that i don't know anything.




i'm moving.
it's official.
i've got 2 weeks ish left here.
don't make it suck for me please.

and that's why i'm a loser

secretly i'm 57 years old.
when you grow old you tend to forget stuff.
it explains a lot.

we nuns are so boring

green + brown = six.
six + yellow = grey.
grey + twelve = 24.
i lose every time.

i hate ugg boots, stupid facebook quizzes
and the fact that i ate too many cookies.
ahhhh...fat camp.

late night domino games with my family is pretty much amazingness.
be jealous and stuff.


just keepin it in the von trapp family.

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii need to invest in a life.

french toast.
quite possibly thee best invention ever.
it's so versatile.
it could be breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert.
you don't even need to add anything for it to be good.
but you can and it'll be even better.
i love it.
almost as much as i love orange juice.
have i ever toldyou how much i love orange juice?
ohhhhhhh yeahhhh.
my blood isn't really blood.
it's red colored o.j.
not to be confused with o.j. simpson covered in blood.
speaking of o.j. simpson did you know his lawyer was kim kardashians dad.
she has a huge butt.
i mean that thing is really big.
especially on her because she's super short in real life.
and that my friends, is where babies come from.

also i should sleep sometime.

ay yi yi!

i will name him antonio and we will go on all sorts of adventures together and do jobs like be bouncers for parties. because really, who would want to mess with a 25 pound rabbit named antoniiiiiiooooooo. nobody smart. that's who.